Posted by
Ron on Saturday, October 14, 2006 11:09:28 PM
This is a hilarious spoof on the North Korean news bulletin when they supposedly went nuclear.
In
the back yard of scientific researchings behind the Great Storage Shed
of the People, Iowahawk scientists successfully conducted above-ground
nuclear missile test explosions under secure and many malt liquor
conditions on early hours of October 10, 2006, at a stirring time when
alarm clocks of the neighborhood have yet to clangle. To the impotent
yappings of the neighboring gangster devils, Iowahawk responds: howl
away, bourgeois traitors of Lakewood Mobile Home Court! Your pitious
lamentations and cowardly 911-callings will never stop Iowahawk from
the great leap forward into great and powerful prosperity, using his
mighty quiver of nuclear-tipped cherry bombs and fully-fissionable
bottle rockets for peaceful unity purposes! Read More.